Kiwi Banana Muffins

The recipe is from Color Me Vegan. The muffins were terrible.
Like amongst the worst I have ever made.

ATTN BRITNEY

"All eyes on me, in the center of the ring just like a circus"
Um okay, I'll bite. That seems valid.


"Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor just like a circus."

Britney... I don't think you've ever been to a circus. There is no dancing at circuses.

Lemon Poppyseed muffins

I'm kind of considering making more just because they're delicious. I made these a while ago though. Most of my friends said they were perfect, but I think I'd add more sugar. I think I used the recipe from Vegan with a Vengeance.

zombie jesus wants me to buy a larger tv

ATTN Britney:

"I'm mrs she's too big,
Now she's too thin"
There is no such thing as too thin.

Yes, I know I'm late to the game, but I don't know what the hell I was doing when "piece of me" came out.

Disregard women, acquire currency

I made (vegan) snicker doodles because my friend's best male friend told me to. He weighs less than I do, which,frankly is just unacceptable.
I gave some to someone other than him. He was really excited because snickerdoodles are his favorite cookie. I suspect he was hella disappointed.
I gave some to someone else, and her comment was "I can tell they're vegan" :(
FML.

Casserole cause I can...

I made a casserole because I can... or maybe because there was a cauliflower in my refrigerator on the verge of going bad... which is what happens to 90% of fresh produce in my fridge :(

My coworker saw me eating the leftovers, and he asked if I was eating cookies for lunch.

Haha oh wow

happy chinese new year.

i got free food cause im somewhat similar to a chinese