Disregard women, acquire currency

I made (vegan) snicker doodles because my friend's best male friend told me to. He weighs less than I do, which,frankly is just unacceptable.
I gave some to someone other than him. He was really excited because snickerdoodles are his favorite cookie. I suspect he was hella disappointed.
I gave some to someone else, and her comment was "I can tell they're vegan" :(
FML.