Don't you wish your girlfriend was a fatty like me?

My mother argued with me that one of the downfalls of american society is the lack of dishes like Welsh Rarebit. Has she never heard of GRILLED MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE?

Oh right, shes insane :(

In her defense, toasted cheese with mustard is fucking delicious. I've made it for years without knowing that it's a "legitimate" "dish." In fact, I had made one the night before because I impulse bought Parmesan - Asiago rolls.
Oh yeah. I'm a rich bitch.
I broiled one of those motherfuckers with some CANADIAN white cheddar cheese.
Oh yeah, I'm one of those people. I eat imported food.. from the Great White North. So fancy. Might as well have been imported from North Dakota.

Kimchee, As Told By Whitey

I'm making kimchee because I'm hung over. Why not destroy my bowels and mouth with fire after alcohol?

Ingredients:
One head of cabbage
1 tbsp ginger, minced
1 tbsp garlic, minced
2 tsp red pepper flakes
1/4 cup +1 tbsp soy sauce

Salt the individual leaves in a colinder for two hours or until wilted.
Wash leaves, shred leaves into edible pieces, and add the spice and soy mixture.