Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Don't you wish your girlfriend was a fatty like me?

My mother argued with me that one of the downfalls of american society is the lack of dishes like Welsh Rarebit. Has she never heard of GRILLED MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE?

Oh right, shes insane :(

In her defense, toasted cheese with mustard is fucking delicious. I've made it for years without knowing that it's a "legitimate" "dish." In fact, I had made one the night before because I impulse bought Parmesan - Asiago rolls.
Oh yeah. I'm a rich bitch.
I broiled one of those motherfuckers with some CANADIAN white cheddar cheese.
Oh yeah, I'm one of those people. I eat imported food.. from the Great White North. So fancy. Might as well have been imported from North Dakota.

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