- Reason #1: Apparently it's a Jewish thing to go see a movie on Christmas day.
- Reason #2: Apparently it's a Jewish thing to eat Chinese food on Christmas. I, personally, can't imagine Christmas without char siu bao and jin dui.
- Reason #3: CHRISTMAS IN MY FAMILY IS CANCELED THIS YEAR. WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING.
NOT EVEN DIM SUM.