I Think My Family Might Secretly Be Jewish

• Reason #1:  Apparently it's a Jewish thing to go see a movie on Christmas day. 
• Reason #2: Apparently it's a Jewish thing to eat Chinese food on Christmas. I, personally, can't imagine  Christmas without char siu bao and jin dui. 
• Reason #3: CHRISTMAS IN MY FAMILY IS CANCELED THIS YEAR. WE AREN'T DOING ANYTHING. 

NOT EVEN DIM SUM. 

Sigh. 

Remember kids: 

Whatever. All I've been eating for the last 24 hours are sugar cookies and gingerbread I made. They were intended for the family, but if they're not going to participate in TRADITION I'm just going to NOT SHARE.